An Arab was walking through the desert, when he found a lamp.
When open? surprise, surprise, a genie appeared:
- 'Hello! I am a genius of a single desire, at your command. "
- 'So I want peace in the Middle East .. See this map, that these nations live in peace! "
The genie looks at the map and says,
- 'Drop in the real friend. These countries make war for 5000 years! And to tell the truth, I'm good, but not enough for that. Best ask anything else! "
- 'Well, - I never found the ideal woman, you know!
I like a woman who has a sense of humor, likes sex, house cleaning, washing, ironing, which is not talkative, likes football, you appreciate a beer, true, delicious, beautiful, young, loving and you do not mind that I have no money.
The genie sighs deeply and says,
Come on, show me that map shit again!
When open? surprise, surprise, a genie appeared:
- 'Hello! I am a genius of a single desire, at your command. "
- 'So I want peace in the Middle East .. See this map, that these nations live in peace! "
The genie looks at the map and says,
- 'Drop in the real friend. These countries make war for 5000 years! And to tell the truth, I'm good, but not enough for that. Best ask anything else! "
- 'Well, - I never found the ideal woman, you know!
I like a woman who has a sense of humor, likes sex, house cleaning, washing, ironing, which is not talkative, likes football, you appreciate a beer, true, delicious, beautiful, young, loving and you do not mind that I have no money.
The genie sighs deeply and says,
Come on, show me that map shit again!
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